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Today’s Humor

The mother was telling her three boys the story of the birth of Christ and how the Wise Men brought gifts of gold, frankincense, and myrrh for the infant Jesus.

After giving it a lot of thought, her six-year-old observed, "Mom, a Wise Woman would have brought diapers."

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Did you hear about the barber who specializes in Mohawk haircuts?  He doesn't do it for a living, though.  He just cuts hair on the side.

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Alice was supposed to bake a cake for the church ladies' group bake sale, but she forgot to do it until the last minute. She baked an angel food cake and when she took it from the oven, the center had dropped flat.

She said, "Oh dear, there's no time to bake another cake." So, she looked around the house for something to build up the center of the cake.

Alice found it in the bathroom .. a roll of toilet paper.

She plunked it in and covered it with icing. The finished product looked beautiful, so she rushed it to the church.

Alice then gave her daughter some money and instructions to be at the sale the minute it opened and to buy that cake and bring it home.

When the daughter arrived at the sale she was too late... the attractive cake had already been sold.

Alice was beside herself.

A couple of days later, Alice was invited to a lunch at a friend's home.  After the lunch the cake in question was presented for dessert.

As soon as Alice saw the cake, she started to get out of her chair to rush into the kitchen to tell her hostess all about it, but before she could get to her feet, one of the other ladies said, "What a beautiful cake!"

Alice sat back in her chair when she heard the hostess (a prominent church member) say "Thank you.  I baked it myself."

 

CALLING THE IRS!

Calling the IRS

Math humor

Being a numbers person, I found this to be very amusing:

A lady was sitting on the train reading the newspaper.

The headline blared, “12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed.”

She shook her head at the sad news, then turned to the stranger sitting next to her and asked, “How many is a Brazilian?”

TODAY’S MOCK POLL :)

 

How Many Accountants Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?

•Ralph Kramden on taxes

Ralph Kramden on taxes:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtcVmvMfVVU&feature=player_embedded

HUMOR – Tax Masters

Very humorous:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/184585/saturday-night-live-tax-masters

10 Craziest Tax Deductions for 2011

http://www.foxbusiness.com/personal-finance/2011/04/12/10-craziest-tax-deductions-2011-905043759/

Tax Humor

Our beloved country has made remarkable progress. Now politicians have arranged to spend taxes before they collect them.

The reward for saving money is being able to pay our taxes without borrowing.

In Russia the people have only what the government gives them; in America the people have only what the government does not take away from them in taxes.

Tax Humor

Tax Humor

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