The mother was telling her three boys the story of the birth of Christ and how the Wise Men brought gifts of gold, frankincense, and myrrh for the infant Jesus.
After giving it a lot of thought, her six-year-old observed, "Mom, a Wise Woman would have brought diapers."
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Did you hear about the barber who specializes in Mohawk haircuts? He doesn't do it for a living, though. He just cuts hair on the side.
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Alice was supposed to bake a cake for the church ladies' group bake sale, but she forgot to do it until the last minute. She baked an angel food cake and when she took it from the oven, the center had dropped flat.
She said, "Oh dear, there's no time to bake another cake." So, she looked around the house for something to build up the center of the cake.
Alice found it in the bathroom .. a roll of toilet paper.
She plunked it in and covered it with icing. The finished product looked beautiful, so she rushed it to the church.
Alice then gave her daughter some money and instructions to be at the sale the minute it opened and to buy that cake and bring it home.
When the daughter arrived at the sale she was too late... the attractive cake had already been sold.
Alice was beside herself.
A couple of days later, Alice was invited to a lunch at a friend's home. After the lunch the cake in question was presented for dessert.
As soon as Alice saw the cake, she started to get out of her chair to rush into the kitchen to tell her hostess all about it, but before she could get to her feet, one of the other ladies said, "What a beautiful cake!"
Alice sat back in her chair when she heard the hostess (a prominent church member) say "Thank you. I baked it myself."
